ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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