Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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