this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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