Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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