so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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