How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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