I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Holy sore nipples Batman
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Please don't give away my fajitas
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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