in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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