What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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