God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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