My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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