hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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