Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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