this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We are two peas in an std pod
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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