I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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