Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
The air taste purple.
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