how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
porn star boner night. come get it.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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