Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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