If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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