dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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