I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
