Where is the hickey?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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