In the future we'll all be gay
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
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