Yo dont text me then not text me
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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