I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Randomize
