11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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