mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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