My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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