is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Randomize
