Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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