i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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