I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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