Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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