obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
How many fucks given?
0.12846
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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