We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm always down for nudity.
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