As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
