I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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