i wish starbucks made bloody marys
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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