If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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