is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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