So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I just found puke in my bra..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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