I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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