when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
