Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You ate ashes out of my bong
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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