is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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