my sisters under your porch take her home
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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