Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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