How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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