I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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