I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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