I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Bring me that man meat
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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