Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The ass gains better be worth it
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