i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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