Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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