I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
