if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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